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Thailand Adventure

Day 1
haix..haven go on plane yet jiu cut my arm liao.. left a very long and ugly line.. =( worse thing is hurt lyk hell..couldnt even put down my arm at 1st.. anyway the metal ruler in me pencil case gave me so much trouble during baggage check.. it sounded the alarm -_-"

i love planes.. so long nv take liao so v excited.. juz love the feeling during taking off and landing.. felt as if my soul was up there while my body was still on the seat.. v "itchy" feeling. lol. i was the only one who licked off everything frm my plates again.. ^_^ tell u wad i had..butter rice wif mushroom chicken + garnish, sashimi + macoroni salad, bread + butter, pudding which tasted lyk green tea + strawberry, 2 glasses of orange juice. HAHA. not say v nice la bt eating on the plane is cool ^_^ job of air stewardess so interesting.. all so pretty summore.. hope i can be one of them if i still cant decide my ambition next time.. but FIRST i muz learn how to swim PROPERLY. >_<

everybody was complaining abt how giddy they were after we landed.. surprisingly i felt okay but damn pissed tt i din manage to finish my LOTR: return of the king movie on the plane =( then we went to the hotel to rest until at nite when we went to the night bazaar to eat + shop. WAH alot of flies sia.. the shopkeepers were holding electric swatters and we could hear *psst..psst* which means they hit sum flies. eew imagine how many flies there were since we kept hearing the noise =X

the tour guide damn funny la.. he was telling us "tuk tuk" = 3 wheels cab and "tut tut" = ah gua.. he reminded us to say "tuk tuk" instead of "tut tut" if we wanns ask the locals for the vehicle otherwise they'll bring us ah guas.. hahaha. he oso told us abt Thai monks.. he said they " no money no lady.. no beer no whiskey " LOL rhymes rite. he's a v humorous guy..

at nite we went out by ourselves.. took a "tuk tuk" to a shopping mall.. walk walk abit then found this shop selling DIRTY T-shirts..got one wrote " I'M A VIRGIN" then got a bracket with small words saying " this is a v old t-shirt" LOL! got another one wrote " just did it " instead of " just do it ".. with a sperm curved lyk a tick as the logo.. oh man.. anyway some of the pple went for the Thai girl show.. which is the adult show.. i tot wad tiger show watch tiger one.. so is THAI GIRL.. lol me sua gu la. "tuk tuk" rox loh! damn dangerous but so exciting! lyk car racing lidat.. glad i'm still alive in one piece.. Thai drivers simply dun watch their speed..

Day 2
breakfast in hotel was quite horrible..then we boarded the bus and left Bangkok for another city.. upon reaching that city we saw a poster of the Thai princess.. hmm. lil princess is prettier =Pp jkjk.. went to this funny place where coconuts were processed into all kinds of products.. there were lots of chickens walking ard..so cute ^_^ took pictures of them.. tink they wun haf bird flu hor? next was floating market! the small boat we were on was so cool!! ^_^ BUT one thing i hate abt Thai is the climate.. DAMN HOT. worse than singapore. everybody's temper became v bad coz of the weather.. i became v irritable too.. oways hope to get on the bus & blow air-con.. wonder how pple in the olden days can survive wifout air-con.. speaking abt bus.. me knocked me head while boarding the bus 3 times today! damn suay. we oso went to another place where they sell all the handicrafts..after tt we went to haf lunch..

this was how it all began..

lunch wasnt v nice oso.. i would say the food there is only juz pass standard loh.. haix then me ate tom yum la.. after lunch we went to the temple where the world largest pagoda is.. as usual, v hot sia!! but i saw a car with the word "rodeo" on it!! so nice~~ so me took photo ^_- ate ice-cream there oso.. when we were leaving the place me stomach suddenly pain lyk hell..

tot i wood feel fine after awhile.. i fell asleep v soon bt woke up suddenly coz of the sharp pain i felt in my stomach.. oh my i needed a toilet!! but we were on our way back to Bangkok and there wun be any toilets ard since the bus was on the expressway!! shit la.. endured the pain for 45 mins loh! can u imagine how much i suffered.. omost died on the bus.. struggling in me seat and face turning pale.. the tom yum was lyk poison.. poison reached me organs on the bus.. wonder if it's lethal >_< following was a v jialat diarrhoea.. sis had it too.. i felt so sick then the rest of the day no mood no appetite no energy.. haix but at least sum shopping that nite made my day.. oh well.. stomach still hurts.. the tour guide was saying Thai pple lyk to drink and go karaoke.. but they sometimes end up fighting.. so karaoke will becum karate.. HAHA =)

Day 3
horrible breakfast again..din haf any appetite coz i was still having diarrhoea..man..='( then we set off to Pattaya.. 1/2 hr later we reached Safari Park.. WOW alot of animals such as giraffe, deer, zebra, kingfisher! witnessed eutrophication >_< the animals were free to roam the area and my bus drove past them..driver had to be v careful so that no animals will kana knocked down..then we came to an area where the lions and tigers were.. haha.. have nv been so close to them b4! we arrived at the Safari World to watch performances.. was glad tt my diarrhoea stopped.. phew. anyway we watched 3 shows..sealion show, cowboy show ( rodeo!! ^_^ ) and dolphin show.. the animals were so smart!

we set off again and the bus journey this time took 2 hrs.. reached a place where we could ride on elephants! heard tt riding on them will bring us good luck & longevity.. hope ride liao me O's get 6 pts =P it was damn fun! reminds me of the burmese princess ^_^ no such chances in singapore loh.. the Thai pple who controlled the elephants were v hum sup sia.. got this guy asked his elephant to touch me!! eee~ the trunk lyk sticky sticky de.. so scared it'll sneeze on me.. LOL. then another guy grinned &amp; asked me where i came frm.. he dunno say what to his fren n they laffed.. oh man >_<

reached Pattaya.. rested, had dinner & went for the ah gua show.. LOL it was great la.. the ah guas damn pretty loh. wun noe they were ah guas by just looking at them.. anyway took photo wif one of them sia! hEe.. the day ended wif sum shoppings.. actually there weren't many cheap goods to buy la.. they brought us to shopping malls lyk those in singapore.. cant even bargain much. sian. =( so nv buy many things oso coz all available in singapore..

Day 4
Pattaya food is nicer! ^_^ and the hotel was oso cleaner..early in the morning took bus to the beach where we boarded the speedboat to another island.. I love speedboats! So exciting sia.. on the way we stopped at a platform tp play the parachute thingy.. me wanted to try de but v scared of heights.. then if I scream up there nobody can rescue me loh.. =P anyway dad went to try it.. he said it was damn fun. After tt we continued our journey to the island & we played the banana boat.. v shiok! ^_^ wanted to go snorkeling but so ex!! >_< so we slacked ard and shopped abit..

Returned to Pattaya for lunch.. we were late for the speedboat back & they omost left wifout us!! =X after lunch we set off for Bangkok again.. we were lyk running for our lives lidat.. carry luggages here n there.. haha.. so on the way we stopped for shows again.. 1st time I watched boxing.. but tink is fake one log.. still got elephant show.. they’re damn smart! They played soccer, bball, bowling and even did paintings , aerobics and lion dance! Haha gif them bananas they will oso express thank you one loh.. aiya they’re just cute sia..hehe..

Dinner was full of delicacies.. shark’s fins, bird’s nest, lobsters, etc.. got tom yum again but me refraining frm it.. lol. But those delicacies all fake one loh.. not nice de =( after tt we went to a night bazaar.. v disappointed at the shopping part loh.. nth to buy one sia!! Damn sian.. nth to buy for frenz =( so paiseh to go back empty-handed.. =X I grade this Thai trip.. food 50%, fun 65%, shopping 40%, sian-ness 70% =( haix..

Day 5
After breakfast we went to the snake garden.. eee me molested a cobra leh =P the person said molest it liao will haf good luck -_-“ we walk walk see see the snakes then went for last shopping.. so damn early in the morning no shopping malls were open!! >_< so we roamed the streets and waited for them to open.. when they finally opened we hafta leave liao =X everytime lidat.. when we free to shop either they haven open or close liao.. so sad loh.. but b4 we left for the airport we went to eat macdonald’s.. wah me ate pork burger sia.. cant find in Singapore de =P quite nice leh. Hehe.. wah me outcasted frm me family on the plane.. hafta sit wif 2 angmohs near the window.. nvm at least near the window.. took video of the plane taking off..so cool! =) the 2 angmohs lyk v intimate on the plane loh.. buey tahan sia.. hahaha.. goodbye Thailand..

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